someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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