Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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