Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The adults are the big ones right?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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