i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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