so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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