quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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