jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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