Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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