I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
is it fun? or sober?
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