The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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