Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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