Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I just blew my weed a kiss
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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