We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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