How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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