i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize