Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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