btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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