Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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