i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
