Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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