how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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