I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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