No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
