Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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