No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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