**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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