i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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