This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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