dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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