Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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