just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
