Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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