weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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