i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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