This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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