so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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