Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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