Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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