bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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