David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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