if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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