He asked to "fluff my boner.."
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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