Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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