I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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