Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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