We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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