What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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