Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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