this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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