i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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