on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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