Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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