Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
