I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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