no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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