A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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