Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize
